In search of night goats!

Today was the day of filming for the promo video for my new web series Comfort Food, so my expectation for the day was that it would be full to the brim with talking about myself and self consciousness.  But doe to some really rubbish directions from the producer, I found myself once again, on an adventure with destiny.

Lost on a road somewhere near Charlton, I managed to find my way back to a bus stop, and I knew how I could get home. But I also knew that the journey would be a very long one. I took out my phone and demanded entertainment from the people I usually text in these situations, giving a break to someone I’ve been working too hard lately, but while looking though my contacts for people to harass, I found a name I did not recognise.

Her name was Myanna, and not only didn’t I know who she was, I was pretty sure I’d never heard that name before. And so it began.

These photos are 100% authentic photographs taken by me on the night of the 25^th September 2011. Be prepared.

This is pretty unusual for me, I don’t drink so forgetting people is pretty rare. But so far so good, seems like it could be entertaining. Until I spot something in the corner.

After a few minutes the driver immediately pulls over and tells everyone they have to leave the bus.  I don’t know why, it might have been to do with the packages, it might not. But I ended up being kicked off the bus in a place called Crossharbour, which looking that up now, is absolutely nowhere near the place I was getting the bus to, according to google maps it’s approximately 7.7 miles off course. What were we doing there?

Surely it was destiny! I had got lost, got on a bus going somewhere it wasn’t supposed to, been kicked out in the middle of nowhere, next to a giant open farm. Who was I to say no?

…and she was never heard from by me again.

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~ by Sandy Nicholson on September 25, 2011.