Breakfast Epiphanies

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• Ok it turns out I have 9 minutes to put together a punk costume. I need scissors. 61. 2 hours ago
• It genuinely seems as though someone has been sneaking teaspoons in through our kitchen window at night. Thanks neighbours! 16 hours ago
• @eph_bee BOO! 1 day ago
• I have 33 minutes to come up with as many 5 minute theatre pitches as possible. My kind of chaos. ZOOM! 1 day ago
• Sometimes I think about how if aliens landed on the moon and tried to mine it, there's really nothing we could do about it. 1 day ago